everythingfox:

everythingfox:

squoosh

When someone tickles my neck

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everythingfox:

Baby elephant thought man was drowning and rushed to save him

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Briana (via absinthedisco)

Reblogging every time I see it.

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lilyholyfuck:

powerburial:

What does noon to afternoon mean?

12:00-12:01

He dips his hands in wet cement and then goes home. He does this every day. Just for his dog.

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edens-blog:

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

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just-shower-thoughts:

Why is it that every image depicting Adam and Eve, they always have belly buttons

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